he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
