we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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