I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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