dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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