i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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