My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i drank out of a bidet.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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