all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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