I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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