Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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