i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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