and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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