porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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