Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
