I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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