Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize
