I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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