Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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