Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My brain says no but my pants say off.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Boobs are out for the taking
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize