2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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