Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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