Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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