Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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