I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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