I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
