I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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