Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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