if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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