somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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