How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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