If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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