my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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