We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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