that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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