Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I have post one night stand depression
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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