they need to just BURY HIM!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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