i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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