i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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