i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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