Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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