Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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