I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
There r osticjed everywhere
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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