All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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