so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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