I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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