Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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