Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
