No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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