And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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