So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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