He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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