I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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