I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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