i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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