it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She's the barista slut.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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