The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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